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Saturday, 10 November 2012

About Me

Mark "The Hell Healer" Siemens: I have always been funny, and separately, cocky. I never put them together, like you put it, as a formula. So far, that formula works. I am not a chemist, but the components of our table salt, taken separately, is deadly to us. Sodium and Chloride: death to us. Yet, if we put them together, we will have its savory benefit. Same happens when we use only being Cocky, and just being Funny: no success, and it kills any possibilities of meeting girls. When I talk to my friends about you, I say, "Guys, let's make sure we use the Markian formula, fusing the atoms of Cockyness+Funny." Believe me, that is how we call it: Markian formula, lol. We have named it after you, because you are its founder.

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